May Cause Drowsiness or Dizziness or Color Blindness or Restlessness

I want a new drug - 

one that won't make me sick,

One that won't make me crash my car,

 or make me feel three feet thick.

I want a new drug - 

one that won't hurt my head, 

One that won't make my mouth too dry,

 or make my eyes too red.

One that won't make me nervous,

 wonderin' what to do.

One that makes me feel like

 I feel when I'm with you,

 when I'm alone with you.

~Huey Lewis and the News

I Want a New Drug

This afternoon, the following news update popped up on my phone:

FDA approves world's first pill to

boost women's libido